The bootiful game

We’ve all been there, it’s a corner kick and you’re tightly marking the attacker with no actual intention of getting to the crossing ball before he does. He stinks of Lynx deodorant and his gelled hair has gone crusty in the cold. As you both await the kick-taker to complete their pre-corner ritual, the fella […]

The best a man can get, why we need more beards in the Premier League

With movember fast approaching it’s time to assess the best facial fluff the world of football has to offer. For far too long the integrity of our sport has been jeopardised by over-glamourised show ponies who hit the deck upon the slightest of touches. This year’s rugby World Cup has further highlighted the issue of […]

Oh Ashley, wherefore art thou?

Since his free transfer to AS Roma last season, Ashley Cole has struggled to regain the sort of form that made him one of the world’s best left-backs. For many years Cole was the standout player in an England team that massively underachieved. His national acclaim is somewhat miraculous given his nickname ‘Cashley’, and his turbulent relationship […]

Is he simply all froth and no beans at Newcastle?

We are only six games into the new season but is it already time for Newcastle fans to wake up and smell the coffee? The Toon Army currently sits second from bottom in the Premier League table by virtue of goal difference. Only neighbours Sunderland have started as poorly. Although unlike their Northeast rivals, Newcastle […]

A virtual reality called FIFA, it’s in the game

Every year since 2001 I have received a copy of the FIFA football video game for Christmas. Each Christmas since then has revolved around the unwrapping of this one gift, and the events after have since been a Christmas day tradition. The format and controls of FIFA rarely deviate from the previous year, which makes […]